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Warning Labels

NPR
Published March 13, 1996 at 11:00 PM CST

Commentator Merrill Matthews has a humorous suggested list of warning labels to put on different federal agencies and government offices. Some are hazardous to your health, some are hazardous to your pocketbook and some to the well being of your children.

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